The comedy segment is questions from the audience. One comments on the size of Johnny's ears, which becomes a running joke through the show. Johnny first asks Charles Grodin if he would change anything in his appearance, and Grodin explains he used to be 25 pounds heavier, but lost weight in order to move from character roles to leading parts. Grodin then tells how he was censored on a TV show for asking the definition of impotence (apparently as opposed to infertility). He then talks about how he doesn't like coming on the show to plug projects, and how many people have used appearances on the show to create a public persona, citing Burt Reynolds as an example. Jerry Seinfeld does a stand-up comedy routine. Victoria Principal first talks about "Dallas" and how success has changed her life. She says it made her "softer" and gave her more confidence and security. She talks about doing many magazine covers recently, and notes how she has come full circle from her start as a model. She describes her film "An American Love Affair" and says she is happy to do a romantic comedy, since her original goal in acting was to be a comedic actress. Johnny asks if she ever did stand-up, and she says once, in Canada; she enjoyed it, but wasn't asked to return.
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