Elementary (TV Series)
Render, and Then Seize Her (2016)
Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson
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Quotes
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Sherlock Holmes : Her breasts, Watson.
Dr. Joan Watson : What do Paige's breasts have to do with anything?
Sherlock Holmes : No, not - not Paige's, Beth Stone's. You saw them earlier.
Dr. Joan Watson : I really wasn't looking at them.
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Dr. Joan Watson : Please tell me there is not a body in that bag.
Sherlock Holmes : Deduction is your stock in trade, Watson. Have some pride.
Dr. Joan Watson : Okay... two bodies?
Sherlock Holmes : Medical bills and insurance claims pilfered from the office of Dr. Jonas Kiel, neurologist with a private practice uptown.
Dr. Joan Watson : Oh yeah, I would have totally figured that out.
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Dr. Joan Watson : You can stop mocking her story. She's lying; I'm sold.
Sherlock Holmes : And yet you won't join me in pouring scorn on her racist tale of woe.
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[Joan Watson identifies an apparent murder victim from the background of a 30-year-old snippet of film, and then shows Sherlock Holmes on her laptop the archived news story of his disappearance]
Dr. Joan Watson : This is the victim, no question. Quentin Latham was a big union leader. A reformer. He clashed with the mob.
Sherlock Holmes : And then he took an eight-inch buck knife to the solar plexus.
Dr. Joan Watson : Well, they didn't know that back then. He just fell off the map in 1987. Two years later, his bones showed up in a box outside the Local 127. All the big families denied it, but the message was clear.
[Sherlock stares at Joan]
Dr. Joan Watson : What?
Sherlock Holmes : You know, you're always keen to hear stories about my unusual childhood but I don't think I had anything on you. Who follows mafia exploits with such zeal in grade school?
Dr. Joan Watson : [embarrassed] Well, I also collected stickers.