- Garrett: Attention Cloud 9 shoppers. Beef products from Cloud 9 Ranch are now 80% off, but maybe ask yourself, 'Why would we do that?'.
- Dina: Dear Everyone: From the bottom of my heart I'm sorry you're mad at me. I only acted the way I did because I'm a very loyal person and I can't empathize with people who are self-centered traitors. If I could go back in time, I would do the exact same thing. I consider this matter closed now.
- [reading her apology letter]