Butch Cassidy (TV Series)

One of Our Ships Is Missing (1973)

Micky Dolenz: Wally

Quotes 

• Merilee : [while hiding in a crate]  This is great. Nobody in the world would find us here.

  [Butch's ring communicator opens] 

  Butch Cassidy : Except our boss, Mr. Socrates.

  Wally : Oh, I don't know what scares me more, facing the fans or worrying about what kind of dangerous assignment he's lined up for us this time.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : That would depend on whether you're a musician or a chicken.

• [Elvis sneaks in again] 

  Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah... Ah-choo!

  Butch Cassidy : Get him out of here, Wally!

  Wally : [carries Elvis away]  You oughta take shots for that allergy, Mr. Socrates.

  [chuckles] 

  Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah... Ah-choo! I am also allergic to your humor! Ah... Ah-choo!

• Merilee : You know, heh, I love our fans, but wasn't it a relief to arrive someplace and not be mobbed?

  Butch Cassidy : Speaking of not being mobbed...

  [the gang arrive at the ship and find a large group of fans waiting for them] 

  Fan : They're here! They're here! The Sundance Kids!

  Fan #2 : And Butch Cassidy!

  Wally : How will we escape from this?

  Butch Cassidy : Maybe like this. Hang on!

  [the Sundance Kids drive away] 

• [Butch searches his briefcase after someone broke into it] 

  Butch Cassidy : Nothing is missing, but luckily I don't have anything in here to show we're undercover agents.

  Wally : Ah, at least we know it was one of the stewards.

  Butch Cassidy : I said he was dressed as a steward. He could've been a passenger in disguise.

  Wally : I guess that's what makes you a brilliant leader and me just a brilliant drummer.

• [Wally watches a beautiful girl in a bikini walk by] 

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Wally, we're supposed to be looking for things out of the ordinary.

  Wally : [sighs]  Yeah, well, what do you think she is?

• Mr. Socrates : Jeremy Brink was a crew member on both ransomed yachts. He's dangerous and a man to watch.

  Wally : I'm a man to watch, too. Watch me hitch a ride on the first porpoise headed for home, and it won't be accidentally on porpoise. Ha ha ha!

  Stephanie (Steffy) : I don't think you'll find a porpoise who can take those bad jokes.

• Wally : [to Butch]  Why didn't you tell the captain that we're off course and somebody goofed up the radar?

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Wally, you keep trying to forget we're undercover agents.

  Wally : [pulls up a bed sheet]  Oh, the only cover I want to be under is right here. Ha ha!

• Wally : [about Captain Neptune]  Ah, he must have taken laughing lessons from Dracula.

• Wally : I don't like it here.

  Butch Cassidy : There's nothing you can do about it now, Wally.

  Wally : Oh, no? I can always row home in my drum.

• [the Sundance Kids are fleeing from Captain Neptune and his men] 

  Butch Cassidy : Faster, Wally!

  Wally : I'm a drummer, not a runner!

• Captain Neptune : Now you are the famous Sundance Kids, but I will not believe you are just a rock group.

  Wally : Well, that's just what we are. A group on the rocks.

• [after escaping their dungeon, the Sundance Kids hear sirens go off] 

  Stephanie (Steffy) : What do those sirens mean?

  Wally : Uh, English translation: They're looking for us!

• [after the police arrive] 

  Merilee : Here comes our ride home.

  Wally : Oh, I could sure use a vacation right now. You know, get away from it all.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : But you just had a vacation on this beautiful, tropical island.

  Butch Cassidy : [about Captain Neptune]  And there's the one who will really get away from it all... behind bars for the next 20 years!