Butch Cassidy (TV Series)
One of Our Ships Is Missing (1973)
Chip Hand: Butch Cassidy
Quotes
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Merilee : [while hiding in a crate] This is great. Nobody in the world would find us here.
[Butch's ring communicator opens]
Butch Cassidy : Except our boss, Mr. Socrates.
Wally : Oh, I don't know what scares me more, facing the fans or worrying about what kind of dangerous assignment he's lined up for us this time.
Stephanie (Steffy) : That would depend on whether you're a musician or a chicken.
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Butch Cassidy : Those fans are ready to tear the clothes off our backs for souvenirs.
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[Elvis sneaks in again]
Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah... Ah-choo!
Butch Cassidy : Get him out of here, Wally!
Wally : [carries Elvis away] You oughta take shots for that allergy, Mr. Socrates.
[chuckles]
Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah... Ah-choo! I am also allergic to your humor! Ah... Ah-choo!
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Merilee : You know, heh, I love our fans, but wasn't it a relief to arrive someplace and not be mobbed?
Butch Cassidy : Speaking of not being mobbed...
[the gang arrive at the ship and find a large group of fans waiting for them]
Fan : They're here! They're here! The Sundance Kids!
Fan #2 : And Butch Cassidy!
Wally : How will we escape from this?
Butch Cassidy : Maybe like this. Hang on!
[the Sundance Kids drive away]
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[Butch searches his briefcase after someone broke into it]
Butch Cassidy : Nothing is missing, but luckily I don't have anything in here to show we're undercover agents.
Wally : Ah, at least we know it was one of the stewards.
Butch Cassidy : I said he was dressed as a steward. He could've been a passenger in disguise.
Wally : I guess that's what makes you a brilliant leader and me just a brilliant drummer.
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Wally : I don't like it here.
Butch Cassidy : There's nothing you can do about it now, Wally.
Wally : Oh, no? I can always row home in my drum.
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[the Sundance Kids are fleeing from Captain Neptune and his men]
Butch Cassidy : Faster, Wally!
Wally : I'm a drummer, not a runner!
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[after the police arrive]
Merilee : Here comes our ride home.
Wally : Oh, I could sure use a vacation right now. You know, get away from it all.
Stephanie (Steffy) : But you just had a vacation on this beautiful, tropical island.
Butch Cassidy : [about Captain Neptune] And there's the one who will really get away from it all... behind bars for the next 20 years!