Butch Cassidy (TV Series)

One of Our Ships Is Missing (1973)

Kristina Holland: Stephanie (Steffy)

Quotes 

• Merilee : [while hiding in a crate]  This is great. Nobody in the world would find us here.

  [Butch's ring communicator opens] 

  Butch Cassidy : Except our boss, Mr. Socrates.

  Wally : Oh, I don't know what scares me more, facing the fans or worrying about what kind of dangerous assignment he's lined up for us this time.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : That would depend on whether you're a musician or a chicken.

• [Wally watches a beautiful girl in a bikini walk by] 

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Wally, we're supposed to be looking for things out of the ordinary.

  Wally : [sighs]  Yeah, well, what do you think she is?

• Stephanie (Steffy) : What will you do if Brink comes in when you're checking his cabin?

  Merilee : [disguised as an old woman]  What'll I do? Oh, I'll tell you what.

  [uses an elderly voice] 

  Merilee : Excuse me, young man. I'm a little nearsighted and I thought this was my cabin.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : [laughs]  You convinced me, Grandma.

• Mr. Socrates : Jeremy Brink was a crew member on both ransomed yachts. He's dangerous and a man to watch.

  Wally : I'm a man to watch, too. Watch me hitch a ride on the first porpoise headed for home, and it won't be accidentally on porpoise. Ha ha ha!

  Stephanie (Steffy) : I don't think you'll find a porpoise who can take those bad jokes.

• Wally : [to Butch]  Why didn't you tell the captain that we're off course and somebody goofed up the radar?

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Wally, you keep trying to forget we're undercover agents.

  Wally : [pulls up a bed sheet]  Oh, the only cover I want to be under is right here. Ha ha!

• [after escaping their dungeon, the Sundance Kids hear sirens go off] 

  Stephanie (Steffy) : What do those sirens mean?

  Wally : Uh, English translation: They're looking for us!

• [after the police arrive] 

  Merilee : Here comes our ride home.

  Wally : Oh, I could sure use a vacation right now. You know, get away from it all.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : But you just had a vacation on this beautiful, tropical island.

  Butch Cassidy : [about Captain Neptune]  And there's the one who will really get away from it all... behind bars for the next 20 years!