Butch Cassidy (TV Series)

One of Our Ships Is Missing (1973)

John Stephenson: Mr. Socrates

Quotes 

• [Elvis sneaks in again] 

  Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah... Ah-choo!

  Butch Cassidy : Get him out of here, Wally!

  Wally : [carries Elvis away]  You oughta take shots for that allergy, Mr. Socrates.

  [chuckles] 

  Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah... Ah-choo! I am also allergic to your humor! Ah... Ah-choo!

• Mr. Socrates : Jeremy Brink was a crew member on both ransomed yachts. He's dangerous and a man to watch.

  Wally : I'm a man to watch, too. Watch me hitch a ride on the first porpoise headed for home, and it won't be accidentally on porpoise. Ha ha ha!

  Stephanie (Steffy) : I don't think you'll find a porpoise who can take those bad jokes.