- Merilee: [while hiding in a crate] This is great. Nobody in the world would find us here.
- [Butch's ring communicator opens]
- Butch Cassidy: Except our boss, Mr. Socrates.
- Wally: Oh, I don't know what scares me more, facing the fans or worrying about what kind of dangerous assignment he's lined up for us this time.
- Stephanie (Steffy): That would depend on whether you're a musician or a chicken.
- [Elvis sneaks in again]
- Mr. Socrates: Ah... Ah... Ah-choo!
- Butch Cassidy: Get him out of here, Wally!
- Wally: [carries Elvis away] You oughta take shots for that allergy, Mr. Socrates.
- [chuckles]
- Mr. Socrates: Ah... Ah... Ah-choo! I am also allergic to your humor! Ah... Ah-choo!
- Merilee: You know, heh, I love our fans, but wasn't it a relief to arrive someplace and not be mobbed?
- Butch Cassidy: Speaking of not being mobbed...
- [the gang arrive at the ship and find a large group of fans waiting for them]
- Fan: They're here! They're here! The Sundance Kids!
- Fan #2: And Butch Cassidy!
- Wally: How will we escape from this?
- Butch Cassidy: Maybe like this. Hang on!
- [the Sundance Kids drive away]
- [Butch searches his briefcase after someone broke into it]
- Butch Cassidy: Nothing is missing, but luckily I don't have anything in here to show we're undercover agents.
- Wally: Ah, at least we know it was one of the stewards.
- Butch Cassidy: I said he was dressed as a steward. He could've been a passenger in disguise.
- Wally: I guess that's what makes you a brilliant leader and me just a brilliant drummer.
- [Wally watches a beautiful girl in a bikini walk by]
- Stephanie (Steffy): Wally, we're supposed to be looking for things out of the ordinary.
- Wally: [sighs] Yeah, well, what do you think she is?
- Stephanie (Steffy): What will you do if Brink comes in when you're checking his cabin?
- Merilee: [disguised as an old woman] What'll I do? Oh, I'll tell you what.
- [uses an elderly voice]
- Merilee: Excuse me, young man. I'm a little nearsighted and I thought this was my cabin.
- Stephanie (Steffy): [laughs] You convinced me, Grandma.
- Mr. Socrates: Jeremy Brink was a crew member on both ransomed yachts. He's dangerous and a man to watch.
- Wally: I'm a man to watch, too. Watch me hitch a ride on the first porpoise headed for home, and it won't be accidentally on porpoise. Ha ha ha!
- Stephanie (Steffy): I don't think you'll find a porpoise who can take those bad jokes.
- Wally: [to Butch] Why didn't you tell the captain that we're off course and somebody goofed up the radar?
- Stephanie (Steffy): Wally, you keep trying to forget we're undercover agents.
- Wally: [pulls up a bed sheet] Oh, the only cover I want to be under is right here. Ha ha!
- Wally: I don't like it here.
- Butch Cassidy: There's nothing you can do about it now, Wally.
- Wally: Oh, no? I can always row home in my drum.
- [the Sundance Kids are fleeing from Captain Neptune and his men]
- Butch Cassidy: Faster, Wally!
- Wally: I'm a drummer, not a runner!
- Captain Neptune: Now you are the famous Sundance Kids, but I will not believe you are just a rock group.
- Wally: Well, that's just what we are. A group on the rocks.
- [after escaping their dungeon, the Sundance Kids hear sirens go off]
- Stephanie (Steffy): What do those sirens mean?
- Wally: Uh, English translation: They're looking for us!
- [after the police arrive]
- Merilee: Here comes our ride home.
- Wally: Oh, I could sure use a vacation right now. You know, get away from it all.
- Stephanie (Steffy): But you just had a vacation on this beautiful, tropical island.
- Butch Cassidy: [about Captain Neptune] And there's the one who will really get away from it all... behind bars for the next 20 years!