Butch Cassidy (TV Series)
Double Trouble (1973)
Micky Dolenz: Wally
Quotes
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Butch Cassidy : [while climbing a mountain] Only about 100 feet more to go, Merilee.
Merilee : Yeah, imagine us, the first ones in the world to climb the west slope of this mountain.
Stephanie (Steffy) : Yeah, this'll be a record.
Wally : Oh, the only record I want to make is a rock number in a recording studio.
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[the Sundance Kids get ready to ride elephants]
Butch Cassidy : Come on, Wally. I'll help you mount up.
Wally : I don't need help. I saw Elephant Boy three times.
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Prince Taki : [about the palace] Can you dig it, my friends?
Wally : The most. And if things go wrong with the king business, you can always open up a bowling alley.
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[the Sundance Kids find a note inside an apple left by a servant girl]
Butch Cassidy : Of course. She's our contact.
Merilee : We must reach her.
Wally : I'll go. She was a pretty cute chick.
[Wally opens the door, finds a large, muscular guard standing in front of him, and quickly closes the door]
Wally : [gulps] She wasn't that cute.
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Merilee : What is it, Butch?
Butch Cassidy : The prince. I saw him leave the palace with two men.
Wally : With the coronation less than eight hours away?
Butch Cassidy : Exactly. I don't like the feel of it. I must follow the prince. But how?
Merilee : [points out the window] There's how.
Butch Cassidy : [looks through a spyglass] Looks like a Jeep. A good old Jeep.
Merilee : Is that ever luck.
Butch Cassidy : [reads note on Jeep] "To King Taki from the U.S.A."
Wally : Technically, it belongs to us until the prince becomes king.
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Wally : [about Butch and Merilee] Oh, they're never gonna make it in time.
Stephanie (Steffy) : If they don't, this could be our last assignment.
Wally : See? There's a bright side to everything.
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[while trying to expose the phony prince]
Wally : Which Beatle played the drums?
[the imposter is unable to answer]
Wally : Okay, I'll make it a multiple choice question. Was it Paul McCartney or George Harrison?
Ahsan : This is ridiculous! Take them all away!
[the crowd argues]
Stephanie (Steffy) : Well?
Fake Prince : Uh... George Harris' son?
Wally : Wrong! Prince Taki, who was the first electronic guitarist in rock?
Prince Taki : That's easy. Jimi Hendrix.
Stephanie (Steffy) : Right. Okay, who wrote Woodstock?
Prince Taki : Joni Mitchell.
Butch Cassidy : Who wrote Alice's Restaurant?
Prince Taki : Arlo Guthrie.
[the crowd cheers]