Butch Cassidy (TV Series)
The Pearl Caper (1973)
Kristina Holland: Stephanie (Steffy)
Quotes
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Stephanie (Steffy) : What do you have against flying anyway?
Wally : Nothing as long as I can keep one foot on the ground.
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Wally : [while eating] Oh, like, wow!
Stephanie (Steffy) : Well, what's the matter?
Wally : If that's what they call poi, all I can say is "Oh, poi!"
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[Steffy and Wally trick the men following them into thinking Butch and Merilee are riding with them]
Stephanie (Steffy) : It worked. Oh, they think we're riding tandem.
Wally : What?
Stephanie (Steffy) : Tandem. That means by two.
Wally : I know how to use the word. Example: These two guys stayed on the beach too long and the sun tandem! Tandem!
[laughs]
Stephanie (Steffy) : Oh, no!
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Stephanie (Steffy) : What I want to know is who were those two men chasing us in that car.
[Elvis barks]
Butch Cassidy : You can bet they weren't fans.
Wally : No, fans are fun, but crooks are kooks. Why do I have to be hassled by crooks?
[Elvis mumbles]
Stephanie (Steffy) : Don't say it, Wally, we know. You're a musician, not an undercover agent.
Wally : Ah, you took the words right out of my mouth.
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Wally : This is it, Steffy. The U.S. Coast Guard.
[knocks on the door]
Man : Yep?
Wally : [pants] We need help!
Man : Try the Tourist Bureau.
[Elvis barks]
Man : Yes?
Stephanie (Steffy) : Our friends are in the hands of pearl thieves!
Wally : Take us to Diamond Head in your ship, please!
Man : I can't do that.
Stephanie (Steffy) : For heaven's sake, why not?
Man : Because I'm not in the Coast Guard.
Wally : What?
Man : I'm the janitor.
[Elvis gulps and everyone starts to leave]
Stephanie (Steffy) : Can't you tell the difference between a captain and a janitor?
Wally : In his underwear?
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Stephanie (Steffy) : [while sailing in a speedboat] I'm getting a terrible feeling we won't arrive in time.
Wally : I'm also getting a terrible feeling. It's called seasickness.
