Butch Cassidy (TV Series)

The Gold Caper (1973)

Micky Dolenz: Wally

Quotes 

• Mr. Socrates : Here are your orders to be opened in flight.

  Merilee : Right on! London fogs, Big Ben, and Carnaby Street. That's where it all began.

  Wally : Just as long as it doesn't all end there for us.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Don't worry, brother mine. I'll protect you.

• Wally : If you'll open that door, I'll show you something that'll be of real help.

  [the door opens and Wally's drum rolls in] 

  Wally : It has a built-in transmitter to send messages in morse code.

  [Wally hits his drum] 

  Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah...

  Butch Cassidy : Uh-oh! Something tells me Elvis is here.

  Merilee : But not for long.

  Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah-choo!

  [Mr. Socrates' sneeze blows everyone out of the room. Elvis is seen within the drum] 

  Wally : Nice going, Elvis.

• Stephanie (Steffy) : Look, there's Big Ben.

  Wally : Ben who? I didn't know you knew anyone in London.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Let's just say he's the head timekeeper over here.

• Wally : At least here we won't be mobbed by all of my fans.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Yeah, funny how they run all over you to get to Butch.

• Wally : [at an amusement park]  Hey, this looks like a real fun place.

  Butch Cassidy : Wanna bet?

  [Butch points over to a mob of fans] 

  Fan : Hey, look! It's the Sundance Kids!

  Fan #2 : Let's get their autographs! Also for a shoe or a sock!

  Merilee : Uh-oh. Get ready for the stampede.

  Wally : Oh, they'll tear the clothes off our backs for souvenirs!

  Butch Cassidy : We better split! This way!

  [the Sundance Kids run into a wax museum with their fans chasing after them] 

• Mr. Socrates : But I must warn you, you are dealing with desperate and dangerous men.

  Wally : Yeah, and they're dealing with a desperate and dedicated coward.

• [Big Ben chimes] 

  Wally : [on the sightseeing bus]  Hey, Big Ben is two minutes slow.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Shall we have them stop so you can climb up and fix it?

• Wally : I don't get it. What's so entertaining about Napoleon scratching his stomach? Elvis does that all the time.

• Wally : Oh, one thing you have to admit, that Cleopatra was quite a chick.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : I think she's a little too old for you, brother. By about 2,000 years.

• Mr. Socrates : Be prepared to activate Alternate Plan 7 at the end of the first course.

  Butch Cassidy : You heard him. Alternate Plan 7 at the end of the first course.

  Wally : Hey, I got a better idea. Hop a jet and head for home before the show even starts.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Well, at least he's honest about it. Scared but honest.