Butch Cassidy (TV Series)

The Gold Caper (1973)

Chip Hand: Butch Cassidy

Quotes 

• Wally : If you'll open that door, I'll show you something that'll be of real help.

  [the door opens and Wally's drum rolls in] 

  Wally : It has a built-in transmitter to send messages in morse code.

  [Wally hits his drum] 

  Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah...

  Butch Cassidy : Uh-oh! Something tells me Elvis is here.

  Merilee : But not for long.

  Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah-choo!

  [Mr. Socrates' sneeze blows everyone out of the room. Elvis is seen within the drum] 

  Wally : Nice going, Elvis.

• Wally : [at an amusement park]  Hey, this looks like a real fun place.

  Butch Cassidy : Wanna bet?

  [Butch points over to a mob of fans] 

  Fan : Hey, look! It's the Sundance Kids!

  Fan #2 : Let's get their autographs! Also for a shoe or a sock!

  Merilee : Uh-oh. Get ready for the stampede.

  Wally : Oh, they'll tear the clothes off our backs for souvenirs!

  Butch Cassidy : We better split! This way!

  [the Sundance Kids run into a wax museum with their fans chasing after them] 

• Mr. Socrates : Be prepared to activate Alternate Plan 7 at the end of the first course.

  Butch Cassidy : You heard him. Alternate Plan 7 at the end of the first course.

  Wally : Hey, I got a better idea. Hop a jet and head for home before the show even starts.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Well, at least he's honest about it. Scared but honest.

• [Butch, Merilee, and Stephanie throw lifebuoys to the gold smugglers] 

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Right now they don't know whether to hate us for smashing the racket or thank us for saving their lives.

  Merilee : Don't worry. Heh. They'll have plenty of time to decide.

  Butch Cassidy : About 20 years a piece in Dartmoor Prison.