"Butch Cassidy" The Gold Caper (TV Episode 1973) - John Stephenson as Mr. Socrates

Mr. Socrates : Here are your orders to be opened in flight.

Merilee : Right on! London fogs, Big Ben, and Carnaby Street. That's where it all began.

Wally : Just as long as it doesn't all end there for us.

Stephanie (Steffy) : Don't worry, brother mine. I'll protect you.
Wally : If you'll open that door, I'll show you something that'll be of real help.

[the door opens and Wally's drum rolls in]

Wally : It has a built-in transmitter to send messages in morse code.

[Wally hits his drum]

Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah...

Butch Cassidy : Uh-oh! Something tells me Elvis is here.

Merilee : But not for long.

Mr. Socrates : Ah... Ah-choo!

[Mr. Socrates' sneeze blows everyone out of the room. Elvis is seen within the drum]

Wally : Nice going, Elvis.
Mr. Socrates : But I must warn you, you are dealing with desperate and dangerous men.

Wally : Yeah, and they're dealing with a desperate and dedicated coward.
Mr. Socrates : Be prepared to activate Alternate Plan 7 at the end of the first course.

Butch Cassidy : You heard him. Alternate Plan 7 at the end of the first course.

Wally : Hey, I got a better idea. Hop a jet and head for home before the show even starts.

Stephanie (Steffy) : Well, at least he's honest about it. Scared but honest.

John Stephenson: Mr. Socrates