Butch Cassidy (TV Series)

Road Racers (1973)

Micky Dolenz: Wally

Quotes 

• Stephanie (Steffy) : [after rafting with Butch and Merilee]  Hey, Wally, you don't know what you missed.

  Wally : Oh, yes, I do, and that's why I missed it.

• Wally : Well, here we are in the World-Wide Talent Agency when we should be on vacation in the wide world.

• [Elvis is able to sneak in through the window] 

  Butch Cassidy : No, no, Elvis! Out!

  Mr. Socrates : Ee... Ah... Ah... Get that dog out of here!

  [envelopes scatter all over] 

  Butch Cassidy : Wally, get him out of here!

  Wally : Come on, Elvis. Unlike man, a computer's best friend is not a dog.

  Mr. Socrates : Nor is it the dog's wisecracking master! Ah... Ah-choo!

• Merilee : We'll be contacted in Venice by an agent whose codename is B-12.

  Wally : B-12? Sounds more like a vitamin pill to me.

• Wally : Hey, Steffy, you know the last thing Mario Angelino needs?

  Stephanie (Steffy) : What?

  Wally : Another fan.

• Mario Angelino : My dear girl, you are one of the famous Sundance Kids, no?

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Yes. And you are Mario Angelino, the great race driver, yes?

  Mario Angelino : Yes. Why don't you give me your autograph and I will give you mine, over lunch?

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Hmm, isn't that strange? I had lunch just a little while ago, but now I'm starving.

  Wally : Hey, Steffy, what do you want me to tell Butch?

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Just tell him when in Rome, do as the Romans do.

  Wally : But this is Venice.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : I know, but why quibble over a few hundred miles?

• Wally : [knocks on the door]  Hey, Butch, I, uh...

  [Merilee appears in disguise] 

  Wally : Oh, oh, excuse me. I must have the wrong room.

  Merilee : [with an accent]  Perhaps the señor would like a flower, a Sundance Kids flower?

  Wally : A Sundance Kids flower?

  Merilee : [removes her wig]  Oh, Wally, it's me, Merilee!

  Wally : Ah, ha! You sure had me fooled.

  Merilee : Well, since I have to keep an eye on Marino, heh, I hope I can fool him.

• Wally : [inside a helicopter]  Merilee, are you sure you can fly this thing?

  Merilee : You saw them check me out before we rented it.

  Wally : I know, but I just wanted to hear it from your lips.

  Merilee : Wally, I can fly it.

  Wally : Good. Now say "I can fly it with Wally and Elvis on the ground."