- Stephanie (Steffy): [after rafting with Butch and Merilee] Hey, Wally, you don't know what you missed.
- Wally: Oh, yes, I do, and that's why I missed it.
- Wally: Well, here we are in the World-Wide Talent Agency when we should be on vacation in the wide world.
- [Elvis is able to sneak in through the window]
- Butch Cassidy: No, no, Elvis! Out!
- Mr. Socrates: Ee... Ah... Ah... Get that dog out of here!
- [envelopes scatter all over]
- Butch Cassidy: Wally, get him out of here!
- Wally: Come on, Elvis. Unlike man, a computer's best friend is not a dog.
- Mr. Socrates: Nor is it the dog's wisecracking master! Ah... Ah-choo!
- [fans race past the Sundance Kids and surround a man getting off a plane]
- Butch Cassidy: If I didn't know better, I'd say the Sundance Kids and Butch Cassidy just arrived on that plane.
- Attendant: Oh, no. That's Mario Angelino, Italy's number one racing car driver.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Wow! He's also number one in the looks department.
- Wally: Hey, Steffy, you know the last thing Mario Angelino needs?
- Stephanie (Steffy): What?
- Wally: Another fan.
- Mario Angelino: My dear girl, you are one of the famous Sundance Kids, no?
- Stephanie (Steffy): Yes. And you are Mario Angelino, the great race driver, yes?
- Mario Angelino: Yes. Why don't you give me your autograph and I will give you mine, over lunch?
- Stephanie (Steffy): Hmm, isn't that strange? I had lunch just a little while ago, but now I'm starving.
- Wally: Hey, Steffy, what do you want me to tell Butch?
- Stephanie (Steffy): Just tell him when in Rome, do as the Romans do.
- Wally: But this is Venice.
- Stephanie (Steffy): I know, but why quibble over a few hundred miles?
- Wally: [knocks on the door] Hey, Butch, I, uh...
- [Merilee appears in disguise]
- Wally: Oh, oh, excuse me. I must have the wrong room.
- Merilee: [with an accent] Perhaps the señor would like a flower, a Sundance Kids flower?
- Wally: A Sundance Kids flower?
- Merilee: [removes her wig] Oh, Wally, it's me, Merilee!
- Wally: Ah, ha! You sure had me fooled.
- Merilee: Well, since I have to keep an eye on Marino, heh, I hope I can fool him.
- Stephanie (Steffy): [about Mario Angelino] Even with a stolen diamond in his hand, he's still so handsome!