Chip Hand: Butch Cassidy

Quotes 

• [Elvis sneaks in, causing Mr. Socrates to sneeze again] 

  Wally : Hey, that's a new switch, huh? Using the air conditioning vent to get in here. Some smart dog, huh?

  Butch Cassidy : Wally, if you were as smart, you'd get him out of here quickly.

• Butch Cassidy : [while looking at the jade statue]  Wow! That's about all I can say.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : You could throw in a couple of "terrifics" and a dash of "sensational."

  Butch Cassidy : Wally, for once, you've nothing to say?

  Wally : I guess I'm not as eloquent as you guys or as smart as the crooks.

• Butch Cassidy : G...

  Johnny Ho : 15. My name is Johnny Ho.

  Butch Cassidy : Hi, Johnny.

  Merilee : Hi, Johnny.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Hi, Johnny.

  Wally : Heigh-Ho!

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Wally!

  Wally : I couldn't resist it.

• [after the jade statue is stolen] 

  Butch Cassidy : So all of a sudden, Harry Brand having our sheet music isn't such a ridiculous clue.

  Merilee : You mean he used us.

  Butch Cassidy : Sure. He must've studied the music and timed the robbery explosions with our fireworks.

  Wally : I'll bet he got a big bang out of that.

  [Elvis laughs] 

  Wally : Elvis, for a change, this is no time to laugh.