- [Elvis sneaks in, causing Mr. Socrates to sneeze again]
- Wally: Hey, that's a new switch, huh? Using the air conditioning vent to get in here. Some smart dog, huh?
- Butch Cassidy: Wally, if you were as smart, you'd get him out of here quickly.
- [Elvis growls at a muscular man in the crowd]
- Wally: Well, if Elvis doesn't like him, that's good enough for me. Or should I say bad enough.
- [to sneak past the crowd, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids hide in a Chinese dragon]
- Wally: [after pulling Elvis inside the dragon] Kinda cramped, huh? I sure hope this doesn't drag on! Get it? Drag on! Ha ha!
- [Butch, Merilee, and Stephanie groan and complain]
- Butch Cassidy: [while looking at the jade statue] Wow! That's about all I can say.
- Stephanie (Steffy): You could throw in a couple of "terrifics" and a dash of "sensational."
- Butch Cassidy: Wally, for once, you've nothing to say?
- Wally: I guess I'm not as eloquent as you guys or as smart as the crooks.
- Butch Cassidy: G...
- Johnny Ho: 15. My name is Johnny Ho.
- Butch Cassidy: Hi, Johnny.
- Merilee: Hi, Johnny.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Hi, Johnny.
- Wally: Heigh-Ho!
- Stephanie (Steffy): Wally!
- Wally: I couldn't resist it.
- [after the jade statue is stolen]
- Butch Cassidy: So all of a sudden, Harry Brand having our sheet music isn't such a ridiculous clue.
- Merilee: You mean he used us.
- Butch Cassidy: Sure. He must've studied the music and timed the robbery explosions with our fireworks.
- Wally: I'll bet he got a big bang out of that.
- [Elvis laughs]
- Wally: Elvis, for a change, this is no time to laugh.
- [while watching Butch and Merilee chase after Harry Brand's boat]
- Wally: I thought you said you couldn't look.
- Stephanie (Steffy): That was when it was only unbelievable. Now that it's absolutely impossible, I have to look!