- Wally: Ah, a triple dipper banana split with butterscotch sauce and whipped cream.
- Stephanie (Steffy): [sarcastically] Just what you need.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Look at this! My dirndl, shredded! Oh, I was going to wear it to the Oktoberfest!
- Merilee: My bikini! There's nothing left!
- Wally: There was nothing to begin with.
- Mr. Socrates: Your mission remains. Recover the anti-gravity device. Do not give up the jewels.
- Wally: Well, you don't have to worry about that. They're hidden Elvis' collar and...
- Mr. Socrates: Don't... Don't mention... Don't even mention that... dog's... name! Ah-choo!
- Wally: The toy exposition.
- Butch Cassidy: How do we get in?
- Stephanie (Steffy): The card says we'll find a key in the mouth of the gargoyle by the entrance.
- Merilee: What's a gargoyle?
- Wally: It's a mouthwash. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- Stephanie (Steffy): If I had a bar of soap, I'd wash out yours.
- Butch Cassidy: [to Mr. Socrates] Yes, sir. We demolished the anti-gravity device. What's that?
- Wally: Don't tell me he wants an encore.
- Butch Cassidy: Naturally, Mr. Socrates. Glad to.
- [Elvis eats Wally's banana split]
- Butch Cassidy: We're wanted on another gig. Eat up in a hurry, Wally.
- Wally: Eat? Eat what? Elvis? Elvis!
- [Elvis yawns]
- Stephanie (Steffy): You mentioned eating? Eat your heart out.