- Merilee: [while scuba diving] I can't believe we finally got ourselves a vacation.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Yeah. Even Mr. Socrates can't reach us down here.
- Butch Cassidy: And just to be sure he doesn't buzz us, I left my radio ring topside.
- Wally: Uh-oh. We got a visitor.
- [a man swims down to the Sundance Kids and holds up a card]
- Wally: [reads card] "Bzzzzz"?
- [the man turns the card around]
- Butch Cassidy: [reads other side of card] "Call Mr. Socrates." Ah, I guess there's no hiding place, even down here.
- Wally: Hi, Dotty. Is Mr. Socrates in?
- Dotty: [giggles] Oh, Wally, what a put-on you are! Oh, is Mr. Socrates in? Ha ha ha! Did you hear that, kids?
- Butch Cassidy, Stephanie (Steffy), Merilee: [unamused] We heard.
- [Dotty enters with Elvis]
- Mr. Socrates: That dog... Ah... Ah-choo... is in here... Ah... Ah-choo... again!
- Dotty: Uh, I-I-I'm terribly sorry, but it's my lunch hour and I didn't know if it was all right to...
- Mr. Socrates: Ah... Ah... Ah-choo! Out! Out! Get him out before he clogs my memory bank!
- Butch Cassidy: Merilee, how about breaking open Mr. Socrates' envelope now?
- Stephanie (Steffy): Yeah, I'd like to find out what's in that secret paper we're supposed to pick up on the train.
- Wally: Personally, I could live without that information, but I don't know about vice versa.
- Butch Cassidy: Kids, this is one of the most important and dangerous missions we've ever undertaken.
- Wally: Please! Don't ever mention "danger" and "undertaking" in the same breath!
- Butch Cassidy: Socrates sounded strange, didn't he?
- Wally: Could be he has a cold.
- Stephanie (Steffy): How can a computer get a cold?
- Wally: Well, he sneezes when Elvis is around.
- Wally: [looks at the menu] Now, let's see what they have for appetizers. Hmm. "Pi r-squared over 3 to the x power. 50 Francs." That's darn cheap, but what is it?
- [Butch kicks Wally's leg]
- Wally: Ouch! Hey, what's the big idea?
- [continues reading]
- Wally: Let's see. "mc2 over the log of five." Mmm-mmm. "150 francs."
- [Merilee and Butch kicks Wally's legs]
- Wally: Yeow! What are you guys trying to do? Disconnect my shinbone from my... Oh... Oh, boy! You mean... th-this isn't... uh, th-this isn't...
- Butch Cassidy, Merilee: No!
- Wally: You mean, this is... this is...
- Butch Cassidy: Yes! And let's get out of here with it!
- Merilee: [about the formula] What a clever idea. Disguising it as a menu.
- Wally: Could've fooled me.
- Stephanie (Steffy): Could've? It did.
- Butch Cassidy: Sundance to Socrates. Come in, Socrates.
- Mr. Socrates: Socrates receiving. Come in, Butch.
- Butch Cassidy: Can you verify orders to turn over the geothermal formula?
- [the spy at headquarters presses a button]
- Mr. Socrates: Affirmative. Those are my orders.
- Butch Cassidy: But we're only a few miles from Paris.
- [the spy presses the button again]
- Mr. Socrates: Nevertheless, those are my orders.
- Butch Cassidy: Very well, sir.
- [pets Elvis]
- Butch Cassidy: And, uh, Elvis sends his regards.
- Mr. Socrates: Thank you and, please, extend mine to him.
- Wally: That's weird.
- Merilee: It sure is.
- Stephanie (Steffy): What do you mean?
- Butch Cassidy: Mr. Socrates. He didn't sneeze.
- Wally: Exactly!
- Butch Cassidy: I knew something was wrong from the beginning.
- Wally: You're right. Somebody's been fooling around with Mr. Socrates!
- [a police officer arrests both Butch and the enemy agent for climbing the Eiffel Tower]
- Butch Cassidy: What can I say except "Merci, monsieur." I don't know when I've enjoyed being arrested more.