Chip Hand: Butch Cassidy

Quotes 

• [while having a picnic] 

  Butch Cassidy : I brought the food.

  Merilee : I brought the drinks.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : I brought dessert. What did you bring, Wally?

  Wally : Well, I, uh...

  [looks down] 

  Wally : I brought the ants.

• Rudy : [squawks and whistles]  Good morning. Good morning. I'm Rudy, short for Rudolph. What's your name?

  Butch Cassidy : Butch.

  Rudy : [whistles and squawks]  Butch? Short for Butcher?

• Mr. Socrates : First of all, let me thank you for not bringing your dog.

  Butch Cassidy : Don't thank us, Mr. Socrates. He didn't want to come.

  Wally : I taught him the words "heel" and "stay", and you taught him the word "rejection."

  [Mr. Socrates angrily beeps and everyone stares at Wally] 

  Wally : Sorry about that, Mr. Socrates.

• Mr. Socrates : Rudy knows half of a top secret formula.

  [Rudy squawks and whistles] 

  Butch Cassidy : Who knows the other half?

  Mr. Socrates : Rudy's twin, Randy.

  Wally : Short for Randolph!

• Wally : Hey, Mr. Socrates, I just noticed that door. It wasn't there the last time we were here.

  Mr. Socrates : It was just completed. A private elevator leading directly into my office. No one knows about it.

  [Wally opens the door and Elvis appears, barking and licking Wally] 

  Butch Cassidy : Wally, get him out of here!

  Mr. Socrates : Get... that... dog... out... of here! I thought he understood the word "rejection"! Ah... Ah... Ah-choo!

• [the Sundance Kids are greeted by fans in Switzerland] 

  Butch Cassidy : It looks like half of Switzerland is out there.

  Merilee : [on a different side of the plane]  And the other half is over here.

  Butch Cassidy : Smile, kids, and remember, fame is fleeting.

  Wally : And when it fleets, it rips your clothing, pulls your buttons off, and tramples ya.

• Randy : [squawks]  Good morning. Good morning. I'm Randy, short for Randolph. What's your name?

  Butch Cassidy : Butch.

  Randy : Short for Butcher?

• [after explaining to Mr. Socrates how enemy agents took Rudy from Wally] 

  Butch Cassidy : Right, Mr. Socrates, we'll do just that. And thanks, Mr. Socrates, for being so understanding about Wally. I mean, it could happen to any of us.

  [Elvis laughs] 

  Mr. Socrates : I was not understanding. And if it could have happened to anyone else, why didn't it? Why does it always have to be Wally?

• [the two parrots are reunited] 

  Butch Cassidy : Now when they look at each other, we're going to hear the world's most important nuclear formula!

  [Randy speaks, but in a strange language] 

  Stephanie (Steffy) : What kind of language is that?

  [Rudy speaks in the same language] 

  Merilee : That sounds like an oriental language.

  Butch Cassidy : How about that? Mr. Socrates forgot to mention the scientists were Japanese.