John Stephenson: Mr. Socrates

Quotes 

• Mr. Socrates : Butch, an emergency has just come up. I need you and the Sundance Kids immediately.

  [Elvis barks] 

  Mr. Socrates : And I purposely did not mention Elvis.

• Mr. Socrates : First of all, let me thank you for not bringing your dog.

  Butch Cassidy : Don't thank us, Mr. Socrates. He didn't want to come.

  Wally : I taught him the words "heel" and "stay", and you taught him the word "rejection."

  [Mr. Socrates angrily beeps and everyone stares at Wally] 

  Wally : Sorry about that, Mr. Socrates.

• Mr. Socrates : Rudy knows half of a top secret formula.

  [Rudy squawks and whistles] 

  Butch Cassidy : Who knows the other half?

  Mr. Socrates : Rudy's twin, Randy.

  Wally : Short for Randolph!

• Wally : Hey, Mr. Socrates, I just noticed that door. It wasn't there the last time we were here.

  Mr. Socrates : It was just completed. A private elevator leading directly into my office. No one knows about it.

  [Wally opens the door and Elvis appears, barking and licking Wally] 

  Butch Cassidy : Wally, get him out of here!

  Mr. Socrates : Get... that... dog... out... of here! I thought he understood the word "rejection"! Ah... Ah... Ah-choo!

• [after explaining to Mr. Socrates how enemy agents took Rudy from Wally] 

  Butch Cassidy : Right, Mr. Socrates, we'll do just that. And thanks, Mr. Socrates, for being so understanding about Wally. I mean, it could happen to any of us.

  [Elvis laughs] 

  Mr. Socrates : I was not understanding. And if it could have happened to anyone else, why didn't it? Why does it always have to be Wally?