- [while having a picnic]
- Butch Cassidy: I brought the food.
- Merilee: I brought the drinks.
- Stephanie (Steffy): I brought dessert. What did you bring, Wally?
- Wally: Well, I, uh...
- [looks down]
- Wally: I brought the ants.
- Mr. Socrates: Butch, an emergency has just come up. I need you and the Sundance Kids immediately.
- [Elvis barks]
- Mr. Socrates: And I purposely did not mention Elvis.
- Rudy: [squawks and whistles] Good morning. Good morning. I'm Rudy, short for Rudolph. What's your name?
- Butch Cassidy: Butch.
- Rudy: [whistles and squawks] Butch? Short for Butcher?
- Mr. Socrates: First of all, let me thank you for not bringing your dog.
- Butch Cassidy: Don't thank us, Mr. Socrates. He didn't want to come.
- Wally: I taught him the words "heel" and "stay", and you taught him the word "rejection."
- [Mr. Socrates angrily beeps and everyone stares at Wally]
- Wally: Sorry about that, Mr. Socrates.
- Mr. Socrates: Rudy knows half of a top secret formula.
- [Rudy squawks and whistles]
- Butch Cassidy: Who knows the other half?
- Mr. Socrates: Rudy's twin, Randy.
- Wally: Short for Randolph!
- Wally: Hey, Mr. Socrates, I just noticed that door. It wasn't there the last time we were here.
- Mr. Socrates: It was just completed. A private elevator leading directly into my office. No one knows about it.
- [Wally opens the door and Elvis appears, barking and licking Wally]
- Butch Cassidy: Wally, get him out of here!
- Mr. Socrates: Get... that... dog... out... of here! I thought he understood the word "rejection"! Ah... Ah... Ah-choo!
- [the Sundance Kids are greeted by fans in Switzerland]
- Butch Cassidy: It looks like half of Switzerland is out there.
- Merilee: [on a different side of the plane] And the other half is over here.
- Butch Cassidy: Smile, kids, and remember, fame is fleeting.
- Wally: And when it fleets, it rips your clothing, pulls your buttons off, and tramples ya.
- Cuckoo Bird: You've been had! You've been had!
- Randy: [squawks] Good morning. Good morning. I'm Randy, short for Randolph. What's your name?
- Butch Cassidy: Butch.
- Randy: Short for Butcher?
- Rudy: [squawks and whistles] Good morning. Good morning. My name is Rudy, short for Rudolph. What's yours?
- Mastermind: Master.
- Rudy: [squawks] Short for... Short for...
- Mastermind: Short for Mastermind.
- Mastermind: Perhaps, Rudy, you would like a cracker.
- Rudy: [whistles and squawks] I hate crackers! How about a corned beef sandwich on an onion roll?
- [after explaining to Mr. Socrates how enemy agents took Rudy from Wally]
- Butch Cassidy: Right, Mr. Socrates, we'll do just that. And thanks, Mr. Socrates, for being so understanding about Wally. I mean, it could happen to any of us.
- [Elvis laughs]
- Mr. Socrates: I was not understanding. And if it could have happened to anyone else, why didn't it? Why does it always have to be Wally?
- [the two parrots are reunited]
- Butch Cassidy: Now when they look at each other, we're going to hear the world's most important nuclear formula!
- [Randy speaks, but in a strange language]
- Stephanie (Steffy): What kind of language is that?
- [Rudy speaks in the same language]
- Merilee: That sounds like an oriental language.
- Butch Cassidy: How about that? Mr. Socrates forgot to mention the scientists were Japanese.