Micky Dolenz: Wally

Quotes 

• Stephanie (Steffy) : What's a kith?

  Wally : A kith is one of those plaid skirts a Scotsman wears instead of pants.

  Stephanie (Steffy) : Wally, those are kilts.

  Wally : Huh? Oh, well, I was close.

• [Butch and Wally find Merilee and Steffy after they've fainted] 

  Butch Cassidy : Merilee, are you all right?

  Merilee : I, uh... I guess so.

  Wally : Steffy, wake up!

  Stephanie (Steffy) : [wakes up]  Yeow! A mouse!

  Butch Cassidy : A what?

  Merilee : And a headless woman, too!

  Butch Cassidy : Nonsense.

  Wally : What'd she look like?

  Stephanie (Steffy) : She didn't look like anything. She didn't have a head, you chowderhead!

• Sir Harry Blaggett : Sir Harry Blaggett, Mr. Cassidy. Greetings.

  Butch Cassidy : A pleasure, Sir Harry.

  Sir Harry Blaggett : Wallace McDiveres, I presume?

  Wally : Yes, sir.

  Sir Harry Blaggett : I was solicitor to your uncle and I am presently executor of the estate.

• Sir Harry Blaggett : Aye, there it is. McDiveres Castle. What do you think of it?

  Wally : Well, it's not exactly my idea of a cozy little cottage.

• Stephanie (Steffy) : What's an aberration?

  Wally : It's when a ghost has his appendix taken out! Ha ha ha!