Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : [on his guest's feather collection]  You didn't take 'em - you didn't take them out of birds, did you?

  B.J. Sniff : Only one.

  Johnny Carson : What?

  B.J. Sniff : Only one.

  Johnny Carson : ...Now we're gettin' somewhere.

• Johnny Carson : [on his 7-year-old guest collecting feathers in the forest]  You could have got in trouble, or somethin'?

  B.J. Sniff : Probably my parents would get thrown in jail, or they would get a fine.

  Johnny Carson : For you pickin' up feathers, your parents could have... could be - could have gone to jail? We - we're livin' in a strange... you can go to Kmart, get an Uzi over the counter. But they're gonna put him in the slammer for takin'...

• Johnny Carson : [presenting his guest some new feathers for his collection]  These came as a - as a present, uh, for B.J.? OK. I think these came from the San Diego Zoo?... Hm? Oh - they didn't want me to mention that, right? Too late.

• Johnny Carson : [after his 7-year-old guest makes a coin disappear]  That's a pretty good trick. I used to - money, stuff like that. About every ten years, I make a lot of money disappear.