- Emily Fornell: So can I have permission to take matters into my own hands- to do whatever I need to do?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yes... Don't burn down my house.
- Emily Fornell: Fine. Plan B then.
- Young Donald Mallard: You made the right decision.
- Donald Mallard: Did I?
- Young Donald Mallard: Yes! Mother's fiancee was bent as a two-headed penny - a con man, a thief.
- Donald Mallard: Even thieves fall in love.
- Young Donald Mallard: Rubbish. Making him leave was the right call. And might I add so is whatever you're doing with your skin. You look fantastic!
- Donald Mallard: I'm not really complimenting myself, am I?
- Young Donald Mallard: Just take it.
- T.C. Fornell: You are not old enough to have a boyfriend.
- Emily Fornell: And how old do you need to be?
- T.C. Fornell: A year older than you are. And every year it goes up by one.
- Mrs. Victoria Mallard: Who's the tramp?
- Young Donald Mallard: Mother!
- Peg: Hello, my name is...
- Mrs. Victoria Mallard: Tramp will do until proven otherwise.