The Bind That Ties 14.10
My wife and I. We both have theatre background. And we're not about to launch into a boring six paragraph dissertation on any TV show or movie. We would like to think that our light-hearted, semi-non sequitur reviews based upon the silly MST3K model might be enjoyable for some. WE get a kick out of it ; ).
8-stars. Everything starts with an 8-star rating.
Umm...The Nutcracker runs, like, two hours? And the whole time you're staring at your daughter's face? Perv much?
7-stars.
Maybe if you weren't so busy perving on your own daughter you would have noticed the water bottle seal was broken? Just got to put that out there.
6-stars.
Emily: An air horn. Seriously?
Of course! The XJ-47 doorbell camera! So obvious.
"Don't burn down my house".
There is a ride sharing service for worms? Strange. Very strange.
Balthazar Kilmeany. People with that name should never have children.
Those Americans! Always mixing their bacons with syrup.
Connect emotionally with character(s)? Yes.
9-stars.
Gosh darn it. Gibbs is becoming a three dimensional character.
My wife and I. We both have theatre background. And we're not about to launch into a boring six paragraph dissertation on any TV show or movie. We would like to think that our light-hearted, semi-non sequitur reviews based upon the silly MST3K model might be enjoyable for some. WE get a kick out of it ; ).
8-stars. Everything starts with an 8-star rating.
Umm...The Nutcracker runs, like, two hours? And the whole time you're staring at your daughter's face? Perv much?
7-stars.
Maybe if you weren't so busy perving on your own daughter you would have noticed the water bottle seal was broken? Just got to put that out there.
6-stars.
Emily: An air horn. Seriously?
Of course! The XJ-47 doorbell camera! So obvious.
"Don't burn down my house".
There is a ride sharing service for worms? Strange. Very strange.
Balthazar Kilmeany. People with that name should never have children.
Those Americans! Always mixing their bacons with syrup.
Connect emotionally with character(s)? Yes.
9-stars.
Gosh darn it. Gibbs is becoming a three dimensional character.
