- Sister Winifred: [reading Sister Monica Joan's prayers] For those preparing for the by-election in Dumfriesshire, and for all those called upon to participate in the Royal Variety Performance. May the Lord sustain and help them.
- Sister Julienne: Lord have mercy.
- Sister Winifred: For the British nylon industry, most notably those workers engaged in the manufacture of beachwear, lingerie, novelty embroidered hose, and concealed zip fasteners. May the Lord sustain and help them.
- Sister Julienne: Lord have mercy.
- Sister Winifred: For Mr Spencer Tracy, so selflessly engaged in the pursuit of the missing fortune, and for all those professionally engaged in It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.