Uno: The Movie (2016 Video)

Geoff Ramsey: Geoff

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Quotes 

• Gavin Free : And audience, if you're still with us...

  BM Vagabond : Are you fucking kidding me?

  Gavin Free : All the way from the beginning...

  DGgeoff : *exasperated sigh*

  Gavin Free : I'm very sorry...

  DGgeoff : Mood has shifted.

  Gavin Free : We did not anticipate this, and it's entirely my fault.

  Lil' J : Yep...

• DGgeoff : AHH! I traded in my ocean for a bigger ocean.

  Gavin Free : I traded in my ocean for a piss... a bowl of piss.

  Lil' J : You do have a bowl of piss.

• DGgeoff : This is Gavin's fault!

• DGgeoff : I haven't seen my wife in two weeks.

• DGgeoff : [Throws down yellow Draw 2] 

  Gavin Free : AHH! Oh, it's okay.

  [Throws down yellow Draw 2] 

  Lil' J : AHHHH! It's okay.

  [Throws down red Draw 2] 

  BM Vagabond : AHHHHHH! Fuck!

  [draws 6 cards] 

• DGgeoff : I'm gonna call Griffon and tell her I'm gonna be late tonight.

• DGgeoff : Someday, Millie's gonna be talking to her grandchildren and they're gonna go...

  Lil' J : ...Is Geoff still playing Uno?

  DGgeoff : Grandma Millie, what happened to the sky, where'd all the blue go? And she's gonna go, let me tell you about great grandpa and the Uno...

• Gavin Free : Hey Jeremy!

  Lil' J : Yo.

  Gavin Free : You're a bitch.

  [Throws down green Skip card] 

  Lil' J : Thanks, pal.

  BM Vagabond : Ooh, get fucked!

  Lil' J : I'm gonna come at ya hard.

  DGgeoff : Ha ha ha! "Gonna come at ya hard!"

• DGgeoff : What colour do I have? I don't know! Is it red, do I have red?

  Lil' J : I don't know, let me check!

  [Exchanges cards deck] 

• DGgeoff : I didn't think that Uno without dicks could be fun, but it really is.

• DGgeoff : Sit down, 'cause I'm about to ruin your night.

• DGgeoff : This is slowly killing me