- Ralph Nader: [on politicians appearing on Sunday talk shows] They slide around these questions; I feel sorry for the reporters, tryin' to - to ask 'em questions.
- Jonathan Winters: [in character as a rural senator] I never - I never slid around any of 'em. I answered, Ralph, to the best of my ability - I answered those questions. I mean, do you...
- Ralph Nader: That sounds like ten senators I know.
- Johnny Carson: Yes.
- Jonathan Winters: Give me - give me a question. Give me a question on a consumer basis, and I'll try to help you on it.
- Johnny Carson: You're absolutely right, Ralph.
- Ralph Nader: I'll give you a question.
- Jonathan Winters: OK.
- Ralph Nader: Do you think consumers are getting cheated in the marketplace, senator?
- Jonathan Winters: In some areas.