Batman and Harley Quinn (2017)

Loren Lester: Nightwing

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Quotes 

• Nightwing : The things I do for Gotham...

  [sleeps with Harley] 

• Harley Quinn : [to Nightwing who she has strapped to her bed]  Hey Nightwing is it true you used to be Robin? Huh ain't that a kick in the pants, little boy wonder all grown up?

  [thinks for a moment then smiles slyly] 

  Nightwing : Okay now don't be getting any funny ideas?

  Harley Quinn : Too late!

  [turns off the lights] 

  Harley Quinn : It's funny I always kinda thought you and Batman didn't like girls.

  Nightwing : Wait, what?

  Harley Quinn : You know, that book with the headlights and eyeball gouging, I had to write a paper about it back in college, got a B minus

  [climbs into bed with him while in her bra and panties] 

  Nightwing : Look Harley I have a...

  Harley Quinn : [interrupting him]  Pretty lonely these last few months, if you know what I mean? You don't meet a lot of likely prospects at Super Babes, I'm kinda choosy

  Nightwing : I'm not saying I don't want to, 'cuz that could be nice, all sorts of wrong but nice, right now I just really need to find Poison...

  [Harley cups her hand over his mouth] 

  Harley Quinn : Shhh, face it sugar I got something you want and you sure a shootin' have something I want, so be a good boy and maybe, maybe Mama will give you a cookie

  Nightwing : The things I do for Gotham

  [smiles] 

  Harley Quinn : I'm taking that as a yes

  [kisses him] 

• Nightwing : [after Batman finds him in bed with Harley Quinn]  I was, uh, I was just about to call you.

  [Batman glances at the floor seeing a pile of Harley's clothes and underwear then sees that Nightwing had been strapped to the bed then gives him a dirty look] 

  Harley Quinn : [to Nightwing]  Meet you at the car

  [walks away happily humming to herself] 

  Batman : Did you get what you needed?

  Nightwing : [smiles while rubbing his head nervously]  Well yeah... Ivy's whereabouts of course that's what you meant, no not yet

  [Batman leaves giving him a disappointed look] 

  Nightwing : Like you never made out with a super villain

• Harley Quinn : [farts] 

  Nightwing : Ugh! Holy...

  Batman : It's not so bad. It smells like... discipline.

• Harley Quinn : Look at you, Boy Wonder all grown up...

  [pause, then Harley leers] 

  Nightwing : Don't get any funny ideas...

  Harley Quinn : Too late.

  [heads to Nightwing in her underwear] 

• Nightwing : I'll give you ten bucks if you floor it and don't look back.

• Nightwing : Where's your BFF Poison Ivy?

  Harley Quinn : I can help you find her, but you can put in a good word for me for the parole board.

  Batman : Hmm. No.

• Nightwing : Hi, Harley. Long time no see.

  Harley Quinn : I'd like to keep it that way.