Disenchantment (TV Series)

A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk Into a Bar (2018)

Abbi Jacobson: Bean

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Quotes 

• Bean : What is this feeling that I don't want to drink away?

  Elfo : That's hope. It's hope!

• Bean : And that, my friend, is how you return a gift.

  [She turns to walk away and sees that Luci is right behind her, on a crutch] 

  Luci : If we keep this up, it's gonna be a long eternity.

  [Bean sighs] 

  Bean : You win.

  [She sweeps Luci's crutch with her foot] 

• Luci : I am a demon.

  Bean : [muffled]  You're a demon?

  Luci : That's right. In fact, your personal demon. Get used to it, 'cause you are stuck with me for all eter...

  [Bean spits him across the room, where he hits the wall and rolls down it like a Wacky WallWalker] 

  Luci : ... nity.

• Bean : Pops, uh, I'm just kicking back with my new... cat.

  Luci : Me.

  [Bean kicks him] 

  Luci : Meow. That's what cats say, right?

  King Zøg : I'm not here to answer cat questions.

  [He kicks Luci away]