- Bob Belcher: We can't close the restaurant early.
- Louise Belcher: Why not? The only one who comes here is Teddy, and you can just put his hamburger in the sidewalk like mom does.
- Bob Belcher: Wait, she does that?
- Louise Belcher: She puts it in a plate.
- Gene Belcher: It's called class.
- Tina Belcher: I'm going to bed. I don't remember which room I'm in but I'm sure I'll recognize the door.
- Bob Belcher: She's going to be wandering around up there all night.
- Louise Belcher: Yup, she belongs to the hotel now.
- Tina Belcher: Wow. I've never seen so many girls of my age in one place before.
- Tammy: That's because we don't tell you where we hang out.
- [She and Jocelyn laugh]
- Jocelyn: It's not the mall.
- Louise Belcher: You know mom and those little hotel soaps. She loves them.
- Gene Belcher: And they fear her.
- Dillon: I still can't believe your mom. Those were some crazy smother mother moves last night.
- Tina Belcher: Yeah. As Bernadette would say, give me some space.
- Linda Belcher: Mr. Frond!
- Tina Belcher: Oh, no.
- Mr. Frond: That's right, as in "oh, no you didn't!"
- Linda Belcher: At least he didn't use his tough voice.
- Mr. Frond: That was my tough voice.
- Linda Belcher: Oh, of course it was.
- Bob Belcher: Well, I washed most of the pen off my face, thank you very much.
- Louise Belcher: Wait 'till you find out what we did to your back.