- Aku: [as doctor] So, tell me what's been bothering you.
- Aku: [as Aku] Well, you see, doc, it's been over fifty years already.
- Aku: [as doctor] It's been that long?
- Aku: [as Aku] Yes, you see, that's the actual problem. Once I eradicated all the time portals, I thought I would just wait it out and then, the Samur...
- Aku: [as doctor] We don't say his name here, it is a safe place.
- Aku: [as Aku] Yes, sorry, doctor. Well, I just assumed that eventually over time, he will just...
- Aku: [Both yell] DIIIIIIIE!
- Aku: [as Aku] But he hasn't even aged. I mean like at all! He just grew that stupid beard. It looks like he'll be here forever! I, I just don't know if I can handle that!
- Aku: [as doctor] Yes, it seems that the initial time travel has affected the aging process. It's quite the conundrum.
- Aku: [as Aku] Yes! Eh, w-what is that again?
- Aku: [as doctor] Just a confusing, a difficult problem.
- Aku: [as Aku] Yes, problem. I wish there was someone who can dispose of my problem.
- Aku: [Both] Yes, one can hope.
- Samurai Jack: [spirit of younger Samurai Jack] Time to end it, don't you think?
- Samurai Jack: Never! They are just machines. I'll find a way. I always have.
- Samurai Jack: [spirit of younger Samurai Jack] When you had the sword! But now it's gone! There's no hope!
- Samurai Jack: I've been doing fine without it.
- Samurai Jack: [spirit of younger Samurai Jack] Well, listen to you! And what are you going to do when Aku finds you and realizes you have no sword?
- Samurai Jack: Aku doesn't know. And he hasn't shown himself in years. He keeps thinking that one of his machines can defeat me.
- Samurai Jack: [spirit of younger Samurai Jack] Maybe he's right. You haven't faced anything so powerful! How much longer can you can keep this up?
- Samurai Jack: It always seems bad at first. But then I find a way. They are just nuts and bolts. Just nuts and bolts...
- Samurai Jack: [spirit of younger Samurai Jack] Who cares anymore? There's no way home, there's nothing to fight for! There's no more honor! Come to think of it, the only honorable thing to do is...
- Samurai Jack: Quiet.
- Samurai Jack: [spirit of younger Samurai Jack] No! I won't spend eternity in this forsaken time!
- Samurai Jack: What do you want from me?
- Samurai Jack: [spirit of younger Samurai Jack] I want it to end!