The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
McLean Stevenson/Gene Hackman/George Carlin/Gloria DeHaven (1974)
McLean Stevenson: Self
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McLean Stevenson : On Friday night at the Olympic Auditorium, to sort of celebrate our new Smoke and Sweat Week here in Los Angeles, uh... they have the world's largest athlete. This person is 7 feet 5 inches tall, weighs 425 pounds, goes by the name of André. André will, in addition to eating a '37 Plymouth, wrestle 42 tag-team wrestling champions.
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McLean Stevenson : Can you imagine a couple of cowboys or somethin', ridin' across the desert, guy says, "Hey, Denver - let's hold up here a minute. I gotta go back to that rock and go potty... I've needed to go potty ever since we left Dodge City."
Johnny Carson : Well, it - it beats "tinkle".
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McLean Stevenson : [on performing in Las Vegas] A steak dinner there, when you go for the dinner show, costs you 16 bucks. OK? So that means that if you went to Ralphs, to get the same size steak, it'd cost you 3. OK? So I figure all I gotta do is be five times funnier than the butcher at Ralphs, and I'm home free. And that guy don't come out unless you ring a bell.