The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Change Constant (2019)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I do take your point. You know, you're also married, you have a successful career, you no longer dress like you're trying to attract sailors by the wharf.
Penny Hofstadter : So, I guess the only thing that actually stays the same is that things are always changing.
Sheldon Cooper : Interesting. So you're saying the inevitability of change might be a universal constant.
Penny Hofstadter : Well, there's a little more to it than that, but, yeah, sure.
Sheldon Cooper : [seeing Howard and Bernie on CNN] Oh. Hey, look, that's Bernadette.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I can't tell you how many times Dr. Fowler was gonna give up and I would say to her "Amy, as your best friend, I'm not gonna let you quit."
Penny Hofstadter : Okay, I'm drinking again.
Sheldon Cooper : I'll join you. Waitress, uh, 95% Hawaiian Punch, 5% vodka.
Howard Wolowitz : Let me tell you about the time Mr. Nobel Laureate wanted olives...
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [laughing] This is a good one.
Sheldon Cooper : [calling to the waitress] You know what? 90/10!
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Sheldon Cooper : What do you want, Howard?
Howard Wolowitz : We were just calling to see if you'd heard yet.
Sheldon Cooper : We haven't.
Amy Farrah Fowler : But thank you for getting up so early to call. That was very thoughtful.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, please. We have two little kids. We've been up for an hour.
Howard Wolowitz : Did anyone get to slap Sheldon?
Leonard Hofstadter : [disappointed] No.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Why is this article about Sheldon all about you?
Howard Wolowitz : [looking over her shoulder] Let me see. Oh, good, they used my NASA picture.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Why does it say that you're his best friend? Leonard's his best friend.
Howard Wolowitz : No. Leonard has always been kind of a... monkey butler. Whenever Sheldon got into a scrape, I was his go-to guy.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : When did he get into a scrape?
Howard Wolowitz : You're kidding, right? W-... remember when he had a panic attack 'cause his hand got caught in a jar of olives? I was the one who told him to let go of the olives.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Please, that doesn't make you his best friend.
Howard Wolowitz : You know, that reporter asked me if I could put him in touch with... Amy's best friend.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's Penny.
Howard Wolowitz : [sing-song] Doesn't have to be.