- Lisa Simpson: Hey, mister cat, what are you playing with? A secret door? We don't have smoke alarms, but we have this?
- Homer Simpson: Smoke is its own alarm!
- Snowball V: You really did it this time, Homer. You lost your family.
- Homer: Wait, you can speak on this side?
- Snowball V: Yes, I just don't like to. Makes the dog feel inferior.