The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Christian Mingle: The Movie (2017)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob, Walt Right

Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Walt Right : Bash Muslims.

• Cinema Snob : This is an awkward romance. When are the killer birds going to show up?

• Cinema Snob : You know Paul is a Christian because he wears flannel all the time.

• Cinema Snob : Sadly, that's not the longest swallow I've seen on film. Thanks, Foreskin Gump.

• Cinema Snob : This would be less awkward if he turned out to be Ted Bundy.

• Cinema Snob : Christian Mingle: The Movie. All the fun of filling out a profile.

• Cinema Snob : On the bright side, I don't think anyone's is gonna shit their pants in this film.

• Cinema Snob : She finds out Paul is leaving the next day to go to Mexico to rebuild a church. Oh no! What about their two-week anniversary?

• Cinema Snob : Whether it's Christian Mingle or Match.com, someone's gonna get ghosted.

• Cinema Snob : How is an ad executive bad at bullshit?

• Cinema Snob : Dad, stop rubbing your erection against my girlfriend.

• Cinema Snob : When do we find out she's the long lost sister of Amy Acker's character from Dear Santa?