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Quotes
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Madea : Bam!
Aunt Bam : Mabel! Mmm-hmm!
Joe : Hey!
Aunt Bam : She...
Joe : Heathrow, I believe the old hoes has figured it out
Aunt Bam : Yeah!
Madea : Ain't that the same?
Aunt Bam : That's the same damn perfume, Mabel!
Madea : You know exactly what that mean...
Aunt Bam : Wait, ain't it...
Madea : That means shut your mouth! That's what that mean.
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Madea : No matter what is going on in your life, you can always count on the Lord... or somebody.
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Joe : He went in farther than any man should ever go with another man. Unless you're into that kinda thing
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Joe : It took y'all long enough. Hell, that's just... see, I'm a player from back in the day, I figured it out. I know what's happening, right when it's happening.
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Hattie : Dang! You work quick!
Undertaker : Miss Vianne said that we wanted it done quickly.
Hattie : Do you do everything quickly?
Madea : Hattie, hush!
Undertaker : I only speak slowly. I'm actually pretty quick.
Hattie : Oh! That's good.
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Madea : Weeping-no, sweeping-sweeping in the middle of the night... will bring the dust in the morning.
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Joe : I don't know why them women said the funeral was quick, it was so long I sat there watching my toenails grow.