- Frank Haleton: You're fired.
- Eve Polastri: You're a dick swab.
- Bill Pargrave: Oi!
- Eve Polastri: Sorry.
- Frank Haleton: Thank you, Bill.
- Bill Pargrave: No, I was gonna call you a dick swab.
- Frank Haleton: Okay, well, thank you all for giving us your Saturday. Turns out people are still murderous bastards on the weekend.
- Eve Polastri: How would you kill me if you could?
- Niko Polastri: I don't know, push you down the stairs?
- Eve Polastri: No, seriously, they'd come for you immediately.
- Niko Polastri: I don't know, flatter you to death?
- [Villanelle is accessing information on her computer about her next target and sees his photograph]
- Villanelle: Nice Face.
- Eve Polastri: Ask her if it was a man or a woman?
- [the translator asks Kasia in Polish, but gets an incoherent reply]
- Eve Polastri: Does anyone in the department speak heroin Polish?
- Konstantin: Three days ago, one of Moscow's most controversial politicians was found professionally murdered in a pretty street in Vienna. Very good. The murder took place in a CCTV blind spot. Also good. The politician's girlfriend was reportedly with him while he died. Fine. And was not harmed. Not so good. She is currently in London where she will be interviewed as a principal witness to the murder. Bad. Which will take place tomorrow. Very bad.
- Villanelle: Have you had a haircut?
- Konstantin: Yes.