- Ryan Stiles: [in "World's Worst", about cop shows]
- [standing upstage from Jonathan, Wayne and Colin in a line]
- Ryan Stiles: Now ma'am, can you pick out the man that robbed you?
- [Aisha laughs; Jonathan and Colin make gestures towards Wayne]
- Wayne Brady: [after audience laughter] Y'all know that's fucked up, right?
- [more laughter]
- Ryan Stiles: Oh yeah. Sure it is. That's, that's the way it is in the world today!
- Aisha Tyler: [a few suggestions later, Aisha joins Wayne upstage from Jonathan, Ryan and Colin in a line] Sir, can you pick out the men that embezzled hundreds of millions of dollars from the American economy, and then made you pay for it?
- [audience cheers/applauds; Colin and Ryan make pointy gestures towards Jonathan]
- Wayne Brady: You mean after systematically devaluing my education and relegating me to certain neighborhoods whereas I couldn't actually pursue the education that would enable me to rise to meet a certain fiscal stature in this country?
- [Colin and Jonathan leave the stage]
- Aisha Tyler: And also preventing you from making any loans for homes or jobs, businesses, or getting a car lease.
- [Ryan shrugs]