- Lisa Simpson: Mom, I had that dream again!
- Marge Simpson: The locker dream?
- Homer Simpson: Stupid recurring dreams. Why can't brains come up with anything new? That's why they're losing viewers to Netflix.
- Lisa Simpson: Mom, can I have permission to swear?
- Marge Simpson: Okay, if it's tier one.
- Lisa Simpson: Dammit!
- [beat]
- Lisa Simpson: That didn't work. Can I go to tier two.
- Marge Simpson: I'm afraid not.
- Lisa Simpson: Dammit!
- Lisa Simpson: [Expressing frustration with the creative process of her comic] Ugh! This looks like an Eight-year-old drew it!
- Lisa Simpson: Mom, I could describe my day to you, and you could draw it for me.
- Marge Simpson: Okay, but I'm not very good at drawing turtle feet. So if there's any turtles, they're gonna be wearing sneakers.
- Marge Simpson: [Seeing the sets and costumes of the Sad Girl musical] It's all in my style!
- Guthrie Frenel: It's your vision writ large. Or should I say, writ Marge?
- Marge Simpson: You should!
- Lisa Simpson: You really shouldn't.
- Guthrie Frenel: This isn't "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown", this isn't even my version of "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown" set on a doomed Soviet submarine.