- Marge Simpson: I said it when I was eleven years old, and I'll say it now: you are the best husband I ever had.
- Jacqueline Bouvier: I've had a full life. I saw a picture of an ocean, I saw my wife marry an ogre...
- Homer Simpson: I'm not an ogre. My father married an ogre, after my mother was eaten by a different ogre.
- Bart Simpson: Maybe I'm magic too.
- [Picks up a stick and aims it at the wizards]
- Bart Simpson: Abracaramba!
- Sorcererintendent Chalmers: Yes, pick up a stick and say a funny word. That's not insulting to us at all.