- Tony Caruso Sr.: I'm an adjunct detective.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: There's no such thing.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: Want to see my badge?
- Tony Caruso Jr.: Yeah, you know what? I'd love to see your badge.
- Tony Caruso Sr.: Adjunct detectives don't need a badge.
- Tony Caruso Jr.: [after everyone but Tony Sr and Burl get up and leave the table in resentment of Tony Jr] Thanks for staying, Burl.
- Burl Loomis: [while still eating his meal] Don't read too much into it. I like these little red potatoes.