Sanders Sides (TV Series)

Am I Original? (2017)

Thomas Sanders: Thomas, Logan, Dad, Princey, Anxiety

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Quotes 

• Thomas : Ah, why are you being like this? You were so chill the last couple of videos...

  Anxiety : Sometimes I just gotta be me... an.

• Princey : Not so fast, my chemically inbalanced romance!

  Thomas : [happy to see him]  Princey!

  Anxiety : [sarcastic]  Oh, good, Prince Underarms-stink!

  Thomas : That is an uncharacteristically schoolyard insult, Anxiety.

  Princey : Yeah, that was hardly inventive.

  Anxiety : [unconcerned]  Creativity is not my department.

• Princey : So, Negative Nancy over here struck down the idea I gave you, is that correct?

• Princey : [reaching out his hand to Thomas, with dreamy voice]  Do you trust me?

  Thomas : What?

  Princey : Do you trust me?

  Thomas : [Starts reaching out his hand with dreamy face, then pulls it back quickly with unconvinced face]  I don't know...

• Princey : You have kept me in the backseat for the past two Sanders Sides videos and that is criminal! You try to create art, but you shackle your creativity!

  Thomas : Oh, I don't think that's fair, you were always there playing a role!

  Princey : A role? I am not some bread roll to hold you over while you wait for your dinner! I am the main course!

  Anxiety : [sighing]  Oi...

• Dad : Well I'm just glad that when you called me, I had my pants on...

  [checks down] 

  Dad : No, I don't.

  Thomas : Uh-oh!

  Princey : Oh, I'm so sorry!

• Princey : Are you serious?

  Logan : I'm always serious. Clearly. I wear a necktie.

• Princey : Right now, I wear the pants in this household!

  Dad : Oh, you do? I didn't know that!

  [starts taking his pants off] 

  Logan : No, no, no, no! Don't!

  Thomas : It's an expression!

• Anxiety : You tried. You failed. Let's go to sleep.

  Thomas : It's 2 p.m.

• Anxiety : Prince, you're done. Give it up.

  Princey : Quiet, you... Jerky McJerk... face... Argh! I'm too busy brainstorming to think of a harmful nickname!

• Thomas : Oh, Princey... I...

  Princey : Roman.

  Thomas : Roman?

  Princey : That's my proper name.

  Thomas : Oh!

  Princey : It felt weird you calling me Princey when it's serious talk time.

• Princey : Well, there is one thing I think we can all be thankful for, you guys.

  Logan : Oh, yeah? What is that?

  Princey : You can't get anymore unique than all of us.

  Dad : That's right, Roman!

  [Princey laughs. Then Dad is seen next to the stairs, talking to the camera] 

  Dad : I didn't wanna admit I was a bit confused by that. He's such a big Disney fan, I would've thought he'd see how similar we are to the concept of Inside-Out...

  Princey : [off-screen, yelling]  WHAT? OOH... MY...!

  Dad : You think he heard me?

  Princey : [off-screen]  MY LIFE IS A LIE!

• Princey : Wait... That's it! Fighting!

  Thomas : Wha...? We all know I am not a fighter!

  Dad : You're a lover!

  Thomas : S... Sure...

  Dad : He doesn't make hate! He makes LOVE!

  Thomas : Okay, um...

• Princey : [rapping]  Ladies, Lords and non-binary royalty! / Watch me as I beat this geek, and do it joyously! / I'll vanquish any villain with the gall to try to toll with me! /Ask the Dragon Witch, she knows the drill. You're screwed royally!

  Logan : Stricken with clairvoyancy, / events occured as I'd foreseen. / Your verse was weak, / your rapping stinks /flamboyantly employing these / trisyllabich rhymes. Pssh! I can match that easily! /

  [Anxiety looks at them both surprised] 

  Logan : I'll beat you everytime, so you do not want to beef me, Princey! /

  [Thomas looks with open jaw] 

  Logan : I drown out lesser emcees when I flow, there's no avoiding me. /

  [Anxiety looks at Princey with a smile of devious delight] 

  Logan : Under pressure, I rise up

  [Anxiety is smiling and waving his head with his hood on] 

  Logan : holler at your buoyancy! /

  [Dad cheers] 

  Logan : Diadems are worn on capita. / I had this battle on lock like Attica! / You're through, go home, Princey, pack it up! /

  [Anxiety nods in agreement] 

  Logan : I claimed to be the better bard and I backed it up!

  [Princey looks in silence to Logan, too stunned to react] 

  Thomas : [stunned]  Wow!

  Princey : Where... where did that come from?

  Logan : I have an appreciation for poetry.

  Dad : [squealing]  Aaaawww!

  Anxiety : [taking his hood off]  Well it would be an opportunity missed not to acknowledge that there is an actual rapper named Logic

  [pointing at Logan] 

  Anxiety : and that was surprising...

  Thomas : [still stunned]  Yeah...

  Anxiety : ...but that was clearly just a copy of "Epic Rap Battles of History".

  Logan : Yes, I was going to point that out...

  [smiling in delight] 

  Logan : ... but I didn't want to miss this opportunity!

  Dad : Gee, Teach! You really *schooled* him!

  Logan : And you're next, I have just decided!