An Edge U-Cated Guess (2018)
Old-Nick: Anon
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Quotes
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Nat : Life in England you mean? It's supposed to be Heaven: millions of people are desperately trying to get into England.
Anon : Everyone needs to escape
Nat : What happened in England?
Anon : It's too disorganised: people are now run by companies, robots and not the state. Some people just do what they like with impunity.
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Anon : That reminded me of a tax inspector who once said: "no one wants to pay their taxes" and I thought it was the stupidest thing I have ever heard, and I told him so. Everyone wants to pay their taxes, just not that much and everyone needs a flat tax.
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Anon : Yes, but it's still not the same. I could do with being pinched.
Nat : Pinched?
Anon : Yes, to feel something to see if I'm still alive.
Nat : According to...
Anon : Yeah but the data are often wrong; they are like statistics: we may be still alive according to "them" or Google but in reality, we might not be alive.
Nat : Yes, I see your point. We will have to just get on with the flow.
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Anon : King of the World? Wasn't that song banned at some point?
AI : Yes in 1990 the content caused offence due to the coming first Gulf War. Such a title can't be relevant to the 21st century!
Anon : Why not?
AI : Political correctness: it would now be preferable to say: "Queen of the World"!
Anon : You got your language mixed up again: a queen may also be a man. Anyway, fuck all this political correctness: it doesn't help the woman kind!
AI : It does: women are not represented.
Anon : Not true: women are everywhere there are the backbone of civilization. Who do you think conceive and give birth? Who rolled up their sleeves and kept countries together whilst men went away to war to kill each other's? Besides men -the large majority of it- couldn't cope with just Google and other robots like you; they need physical contact to survive. So, your data is wrong again Mr AI!
AI : Well, I'll be damned!
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Anon : Why does the Earth look so flat?
Nat : It all depends from which angle one is looking at
Anon : Can the Earth have different angles?
Nat : I supposed it must have
Nat : Large and flat
Anon : But the Earth is supposed to be rounded
Nat : It is... sort of
Anon : The Earth is only so because we have been told that it was round
Nat : And that it looks so in the sky
Anon : The Earth?
Nat : No, the Moon and the planets
Anon : It's very confusing...
Nat : Keep your focus on the game!
Anon : ...
