- Genghis Khan: I've had it with you, Kublai! When I was your age, I conquered half the known world! You're still living at home!
- Kublai Khan: Big deal.
- Genghis Khan: Reading comic books all day.
- Kublai Khan: They're graphic novels, grandpa Genghis.
- Buck Tuddrussel: Good job, Larry.
- [He lightly steps on the battered Larry's feet and makes him stand up]
- Larry 3000: [dazed] Oh... What happened?
- Otto Osworth: Wow! You really engineered a brilliant plan there, Larry! Jealousy, suspicion, betrayal! Nice going!
- Larry 3000: Jealousy? Betrayal? What... What are you talking about? Ooh, my head...
- Buck Tuddrussel: Welp, mission accomplished.
- Otto Osworth: Let's go home.
- [Larry wearily sets the co-ordinates for home]
- Larry 3000: I'll never understand you humans.
- Sheila Sternwell: Who's the kid? He doesn't look very 13th Century China to me.
- Larry 3000: Oh, uh, heh, heh...
- Otto Osworth: I'm Otto! I'm from the 21st Century!
- Larry 3000: Eh, ehm... he's an orphan. We sort of, um... adopted him.
- Sheila Sternwell: Abducted, I believe, is the legal term.
- Larry 3000: Adopted.
- Otto Osworth: You mean we're not the only Time Squad?
- Larry 3000: You don't think one Time Squad could handle all of history, do you?