MacGyver (TV Series)

Mac + Jack (2018)

George Eads: Jack Dalton

Quotes 

• Jack Dalton : [MacGyver works on diffusing a bomb]  See, this is why everyone hates working EOD, man. Everything has to take forever.

  Angus MacGyver : Well, you know what, there is a quicker way to do this.

  Jack Dalton : Really?

  Angus MacGyver : Yeah, it involves a loud boom and a bunch of shrapnel in your body.

• Angus MacGyver : That's every door and every window. Even that secret escape hatch I installed is rigged.

  Jack Dalton : You have a secret escape hatch in this house and you never told me about it?

  Angus MacGyver : Oh, yeah, well, I did. It's not much of a secret anymore.

• Angus MacGyver : We just need a bunch of mirrors now and two prisms.

  Jack Dalton : Okay, tell you what, I'll collect the mirrors, 'cause I'm sure you got a box of prisms just layin' around here somewhere.

  Angus MacGyver : Yeah, I do.

  Jack Dalton : You're a weird guy, man. I mean, I'm thankful for it, but you're a weirdo, for sure.

• Jack Dalton : Will you please stop telling me to be careful? I am Mr. Careful. My middle name is Careful.

  Angus MacGyver : Your name is Mr. Jack Careful Careful?

  Jack Dalton : Better than Angus, I'll tell you that much.

• Jack Dalton : First, Murdoc, now Casper the Unfriendly Ghost. You know, I'm starting to feel like we're making too many psychotic enemies.

• Jack Dalton : [he and Mac arrive at Mac's house]  Man, I'm getting hungry. Let's order a pizza or something.

  [sniffs] 

  Jack Dalton : Whoa, what is that smell? Did you leave something on?

  Angus MacGyver : It's chemical.

  Jack Dalton : Well, let's at least get a window open in here or something.

  [coughs] 

  Jack Dalton : Oh, man.

  Angus MacGyver : [hears Bozer at the door; his voice increases with worry]  Bozer?

  Wilt Bozer : Yeah, man, it's me. I just dropped off Riley, and I thought we could...

  Angus MacGyver : No, Jack, do not touch that window! Bozer, get away from the door! Now!

  [locks the door] 

  Jack Dalton : Dude, are you okay?

  Wilt Bozer : [offended]  Mac, what the hell? Why can't I come in?

  Angus MacGyver : 'Cause I'm sure every door and window in this house has been wired to explode.

  Jack Dalton : Explode? Come on, I think you're freaking out a little bit.

  Wilt Bozer : Did you say "explode"?

  [backs away from the door] 

  Angus MacGyver : See that patched section part of the drywall?

  Jack Dalton : Not really.

  Angus MacGyver : It's easy to miss. It's been patched and painted to blend in. There's another one.

  Jack Dalton : Yeah, I see it. If that is what it is, it looks like there's been patchwork done all over the place. You really think someone snuck into your home and rigged this entire place to explode?

  Angus MacGyver : [looks at a hidden camera in the corner of a portrait hanging on the wall]  No, not someone. The Ghost.

  Jack Dalton : The Ghost? That same lunatic bomb maker from the sandbox?

  Angus MacGyver : Yes.

  Jack Dalton : The one that tried to turn me into pizza slices in NYC?

  Angus MacGyver : That one.

  Jack Dalton : I'm not a fan.

  Angus MacGyver : Yeah, well, he's back, and he just turned my entire house into one of his bombs.