Gaki No Tsukai (TV Series)

No Laughing High School (2005)

Shôzô Endô: Self

Quotes 

• [translation; Matsumoto breaks wind in the classroom] 

  Matsumoto : [after an awkward pause]  Didn't that sound like "Yes!"?

  Endo : [sniggering] 

  Matsumoto : [watching the video, laughing]  What the hell was I saying?

  Voiceover : Endo - *OUT*.

  [Endo is smacked harder than normal] 

  Endo : [wincing]  I just received a sort of pep-talk just now. He was telling me, "Hey, don't laugh at stupid things."

  Matsumoto : Like, "Pull it together"?

  Endo : Yeah, like that. This one really hurt.

  Yamasaki : It must have hurt.

  Endo : It still hurts; my butt hurts like it's on fire.

  Matsumoto : Huh? Does this mean... that "Downtown's Hamada" has arrived?

  Endo : Isn't just "Hamada" okay? Do you have to add the "Downtown"?

  [Matsumoto nervously tries to clear his throat] 

  Voiceover : Matsumoto - *OUT*.

  Matsumoto : [watching the video]  That was safe!

  Matsumoto : [on the video]  I bet he's here!

  [the next shot shows Hamada laughing from the control room] 

  Matsumoto : That was even called "out"; he's definitely here!

  [Matsumoto is smacked] 

  Matsumoto : [watching the video]  I saw right through it.

• [translation except where noted; a video is playing of Jimmy Ohnishi counting from 1 to 100 in English] 

  Jimmy Ohnishi : [in English]  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...

  [video wipes to 18] 

  Jimmy Ohnishi : [in English]  ... eighteen, nineteen...

  [caption shows 20, i.e. "twenty", but Jimmy hesitates] 

  Jimmy Ohnishi : [tentatively, in English]  Ten...

  [Jimmy hesitates again] 

  Jimmy Ohnishi : [in English]  Ten-ten.

  [caption shows 21, i.e. "twenty-one"] 

  Jimmy Ohnishi : [stumbling, in English]  Ten-ten... ten-ten... ten-ten-one.

  Endo : [laughing]  What an idiot!

  Voice-over : Endo is out!