GLOW (TV Series)

Mother of All Matches (2018)

Betty Gilpin: Debbie Eagan

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Quotes 

• Debbie Eagan : I know you're trying to help, but what kind of asshole makes his secretary call his ex-wife to get the model number of his ex-bed?

• [Main event promo] 

  Tammé Dawson : [holding a KFC bucket]  I call this the Liberty Belle Special, 'cause it's all white meat, and I found it in the trash!

  Debbie Eagan : Welfare Queen's nothing but a big phony. I know it, you know it, and she knows it.

  Tammé Dawson : That toothpick with ta-tas can't take me down.

  Debbie Eagan : Welfare Queen needs to stop being such a chicken, and fight me.

  [makes a chicken sound] 

  Tammé Dawson : She's calling me a chicken?

  [Liberty Belle continues to make chicken sounds] 

  Tammé Dawson : Well, cluck cluck, baby! This chicken's about to lay all her eggs!

  Debbie Eagan : That's my crown! She stole it. And I want it back.

  Tammé Dawson : I'll see your redneck ass in the ring next week, Liberty Belle!

  Debbie Eagan : You will face me.

  Tammé Dawson : You...

  [removes fur coat] 

  Tammé Dawson : ... and me! Yeah huh!

• [Debbie offers her bed for sale] 

  Henry Wu : Is there anything wrong with it?

  Debbie Eagan : No, it's in mint condition.

  Henry Wu : Did somebody die on it?

  Debbie Eagan : Only my marriage.

  Henry Wu : There must be something wrong with it. One hundred dollars. I'm a handyman, I have tools on the truck. I can take it now.

  Debbie Eagan : Five hundred.

  Henry Wu : One hundred.

  [pause] 

  Debbie Eagan : Five hundred.

  Henry Wu : My mother's moving in with us. I don't think she'll spend her remaining years sleeping on her son's old twin bed.

  [Debbie sells the bed for $100]