- Hayley Smith: Hayley I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on your marriage to Jeff.
- Stan Smith: Dad, you could have said that at my wedding instead of demanding that the band play more white music.
- Jeff Fischer: Ah, the source of my power.
- Hayley Smith: Whoa, are you're full demon now?
- Jeff Fischer: I was forged in this spicy habenaro mango infused cason. The first element of all God's creation.